Tag Archives: Crazy

Stupid Facebook Part 1

And why do some people have fan pages? I know mine is to promote my blog and other writing but become a fan of you because you are just that wonderful? No I do not think so pal!

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Who Have You Been Looking At?

“Well I saw you talking to him in the store.” I batted my eyes and put everything in my trunk. I’m thinking she got the message but she stood there. I clicked my alarm and got in my car, I don’t have time for this. Before I shut the door, the Hawk screams, “Bitch!” and walks away.

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Have Single Men lost it?

“I can’t stand it! You are moving too slow. I like you, so you should have been with me tonight. That’s just it, everyone had their girlfriend and where were you?”
“Who is your girlfriend?!” she says.
“F%$# that! You should have been with me! You should have been with me having fun! I’m not going to chase you! I’m not going to sweat you! You got that! I’m not going to chase you! I’m not even going to talk to you anymore!”

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Another Nightmare?!

This guy is straight trash and he should go kill himself. I told her to block, delete and refuse to continue anything with him. Dating is scary but hilarious. Who does that?! Fellaz, I mean REAL Fellaz, WHERE ARE YOU??? SAVE THE SINGLE LADIES!!!

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Beware of Craigslist

He then goes on to tell her that he’s single and she sounds like a beautiful woman. She’s like, whatever its 50 bucks. When they finally meet, she’s on her way somewhere else so she’s kinda dressed up. His eyes bulge out and he’s trying to talk to her. She’s like money- printer-thanks then she’s gone.

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Breathe, stop, think and react…Summer time is here!

Clearly burned up brain cells have taken over the earth and people are eager for Lord knows what. Before you shake up their lives, figure out yours. WINK

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Under Confident Men

He said, “I’m not the cutiest guy but-“ I held my hand up, said no thanks and kept running. I turned up my ipod so I didn’t hear anything else this bum bag had to say.

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Why Didn’t You Text Me Back?!

I never know when someone is really upset. I am very nonchalant when it comes to people’s feelings because most people are not clear about how they feel; they just put up a front. I don’t have time for that. So I asked him again, via text, are you upset? I get, “OF COURSE IM FUCKING UPSET.” Is that really necessary? I guess we are not friends anymore because my last next was never returned. Like I’m losing sleep over this crap! Uh…this is another cause of…where was I wrong?!

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Stupid Dudes that Suck

I am at work and got 3 missed calls from him, and 7 text messages. WTF? Where is your wife?! When I called him back, I simply said in my Boujie tone, “Hey, don’t think I was avoiding your phone calls and texts today. I was really busy at work. Next time just leave me a message and I will call you back, don’t blow me up.” TELL ME WHY did this dude go off on me

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Are WE in Love Yet?

Another woman meets a nice guy. He didn’t show any qualities of a loser or crazy-stalker-who-might-kill-you-in-the-middle-of-the-night signs. After about a month, he starts talking about having no place to live and wants to “crash” at her place until he gets himself together.

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Have You Seen This Yet?

* Either You Love Me Or You Don’t -Ask A Wife
* Are We In Love Yet…Crazies in the World – Loser Look Out
* I Only Love You Sometimes – Epic Fails 2010

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Are You FU^%$^$% My Man Part 3

After you realize that your other half is trying to make a whole with someone else, there are things we need to immediately understand. It is important to be calm at all times. Go and let your rage out somewhere else before you deal with him, because if you do it while he’s there, i.e. confrontation violent style, things will only go left. Let the shock settle when you know for sure. Do NOT go accusing anyone of anything until you are sure. Period.

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“Are you FU^%$^$ My Man” Part 2

The first rule you need to comprehend and I mean you need to get this. SHE DOES NOT OWE YOU ANYTHING. Contacting a woman that you think you man is doing God knows what with, will not guarantee you anything. You should be taking it up with him. If he is lying and you don’t believe anything he has to say, why are you with him? Don’t spend your life stressing over a liar. It’s a hard truth but you know better.

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“Are You FU%$# My Man?” Part 1

If you are “messing” with him and you didn’t know. Again, you can go two different ways. You can let her know you didn’t know and have a conversation that big girls can have. The other option is to fry his ass. Is this who you want to be with? If he did this to her, can he do it to you? Technically he already did.

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