Tag Archives: Epic Fails
Valentines Day is over and it is on to the rest of the year. Have Boujie girls been dating for no reason and still complaining about the “lack of good men” out there to date? As you start to move forward this year, it is time to think about what…
Are you the woman that the man is using until his main squeeze comes back? What many women do not pay attention to is when they get with a guy, who clearly is still hung up on his ex, is the waiting period before you are thrown out of his…
To salvage your reputation or resist getting this kind of title, it is better to know why you are making these kinds of decisions in the first place. Before you sleep with someone, do you know why you are getting it in??? Don’t wait until later to ask him if…
There is a saying that you should leave footprints in the lives of everyone you make contact with. Well, unless they carry a sandbox with them, an impression will have to do. Sometimes women over do the first impression thing by being too nice and trying to get someone to…
When anyone goes into a relationship the first few months are usually pretty good. If they are not, that is a sure sign you are not in the right relationship, but only later down the road will you notice these warning signs. But I digress.
I have recently learned that Adele, little miss “Rolling in the Deep” (my anthem) wore 4 pair of Spanx to the Grammy’s. Excuse me!? Also, Octavia Spencer wore 3 sets to the SAG awards???? What is going on? Who told them to do that? Talk about uncomfortable. **sad face**
When someone borrows something of yours and does not return it call them out. Borrowing means you plan to give it back. You should not have to slyly remind them that it belongs to you. It is yours, go over her house and grab it out of the closet or laundry basket! WTF is this? You are not a charity! NEXT!!!
If you are serious and choose to take off the condom, make sure you and your partner are monogamous. Know what the possibilities are of pregnancies and what you want in both of your futures. Get tested together so you know where each other stand. Be safe…sheesh I know if feels good but pills and shots don’t feel good either. Neither do crying babies!
Ladies, please control yourself and your mouths. I can’t stress this enough, fighting doesn’t change the situation nor does arguing back. Sometimes it really is best to ignore someone. It doesn’t make you weak it makes you mature. Falling into that bullshit is fucking lame and I need some of you to do better.
When you are as fabulous as I am it is very common to gain fans. I don’t use fans in a negative light at all. I’m a fan of a lot of people who are not famous. The problem is when you are a likeable person, people tend to want…
Real boujie girls have haters. We do. There are always going to be someone saying something or claiming we did something or declaring we are boujie. It comes with the territory. When you are a BOSS, expect your subordinates to have complaints…especially when they are fired. Keep your head up and let who you really are speak for herself.
Here are the rules, Boujie Girls do not have to ask for anything. Don’t ask him SHIT. If he doesn’t know to get you at least a card, then you should know what to do with him. Some of you are expecting extravagant gifts and it has only been 3 months. If he didn’t start with extravagant gifts then don’t hold your breath. If it has been six years and you never got anything but a card…again- DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH!
Bottom line is ladies, the higher the number, the quicker they “cum” and go. My suggestion is be discreet. If you are going to do what you do, don’t be trashy about. It is just not the boujie way to give it away to anyone. As adults, you need to be socially responsible and morally responsible. Having sex with anyone is like letting a whole bunch of people eat off your plate…sorry that is NOT THE BOUJIE WAY!
If you are in a relationship with a man who will not commit to you, you are a concubine.
If he is married and is promising to leave his wife for you, you are a concubine.
If he is only going to your house and you have never been to his house, you are a concubine.
If none of his friends or family know who you are, you are a concubine.
If you hear from him every once in a while and it’s just for sex or when he hits you up for money, you are a concubine and possibly an ATM.
You make your own rules in this world but know you will live and die by them too. Who you choose to be is who they are going to think of you as. You choose to be a bitch, get treated like one. If you think being hard is how you are going to get ahead or get a King, you are wrong, SORRY! Bitches don’t become happy wives or even become wives at all. Your defenses and lack of class doesn’t make you Boujie it makes you a BITCH and in my book you are a little girl who needs to grow up.