Tag Archives: Epic Fails

Who are you sex-texting?

Do something sexy like at the movies, the nasty picture you took, show it to them calmly like a text message and put your phone away. It’s random and exciting. If you are going to do it, do it smart.

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No Thanks Buddy!

Either way, I’m shutting doors and looking forward. I don’t like to play games but I don’t like to be bothered either. Where are the genuine people?!

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Goodbye Mackie?!

I thought it was sweet until I find out I was deleted of his Facebook?! Oh what the hell. Nonsense like that doesn’t move me. I think it’s safe to say, take your time getting to know people. I’m confident within 30-90 days their true colors surface and the representative you met will fade. Make better decisions when meeting people! UH!

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This is how you threaten a rapist!

Watch the video all the way to the end. If this man in the video isn’t just ridiculous, check out the song in the end. SMH!

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Excuse me but get out my life…thanks!

Some people thought I completely lost my mind and decided I needed to spend more time with them to figure out why it is that I suddenly “need space”. Others texted me back, “Well Fu%$# you too!” Oh my!

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Stupid Facebook Part 2

What about when someone changes their relationship status, everyone goes nuts! Imagine if I changed my status! Like I need to see everyone ask questions about why things are complicated? Or I’m single! Inbox full of is it my turn yet or questions! Yes I will stick to my quirks and random messages. However, some people do like to put things on blast and I get soo sucked into it.

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Stupid Facebook Part 1

And why do some people have fan pages? I know mine is to promote my blog and other writing but become a fan of you because you are just that wonderful? No I do not think so pal!

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Last Time I Get You a Job!

When she finally spoke to the girl her only response was, “I wasn’t ready to do all that work.” This broad is madding!

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Is that Your Real Hair?

NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT A LACE FRONTS!!! NO MORE LACE FRONTS!!!! I think they just look fake and tacky, period. I will say there are a few celebrities like a Beyonce’ that have nice lace fronts but really, she’s a millionaire.

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Who Have You Been Looking At?

“Well I saw you talking to him in the store.” I batted my eyes and put everything in my trunk. I’m thinking she got the message but she stood there. I clicked my alarm and got in my car, I don’t have time for this. Before I shut the door, the Hawk screams, “Bitch!” and walks away.

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Another Nightmare?!

This guy is straight trash and he should go kill himself. I told her to block, delete and refuse to continue anything with him. Dating is scary but hilarious. Who does that?! Fellaz, I mean REAL Fellaz, WHERE ARE YOU??? SAVE THE SINGLE LADIES!!!

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Beware of Craigslist

He then goes on to tell her that he’s single and she sounds like a beautiful woman. She’s like, whatever its 50 bucks. When they finally meet, she’s on her way somewhere else so she’s kinda dressed up. His eyes bulge out and he’s trying to talk to her. She’s like money- printer-thanks then she’s gone.

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Breathe, stop, think and react…Summer time is here!

Clearly burned up brain cells have taken over the earth and people are eager for Lord knows what. Before you shake up their lives, figure out yours. WINK

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Under Confident Men

He said, “I’m not the cutiest guy but-“ I held my hand up, said no thanks and kept running. I turned up my ipod so I didn’t hear anything else this bum bag had to say.

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Dick’s through Emails

He asked if he could have my personal email address. Now my business email address is on the card, why would he want PERSONAL? I didn’t have time to think this through because he’s staring right at me. I just jotted down my regular email address. BIG MISTAKE.

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