Tag Archives: Epic Fails
I thought it was sweet until I find out I was deleted of his Facebook?! Oh what the hell. Nonsense like that doesn’t move me. I think it’s safe to say, take your time getting to know people. I’m confident within 30-90 days their true colors surface and the representative you met will fade. Make better decisions when meeting people! UH!
Watch the video all the way to the end. If this man in the video isn’t just ridiculous, check out the song in the end. SMH!
Some people thought I completely lost my mind and decided I needed to spend more time with them to figure out why it is that I suddenly “need space”. Others texted me back, “Well Fu%$# you too!” Oh my!
What about when someone changes their relationship status, everyone goes nuts! Imagine if I changed my status! Like I need to see everyone ask questions about why things are complicated? Or I’m single! Inbox full of is it my turn yet or questions! Yes I will stick to my quirks and random messages. However, some people do like to put things on blast and I get soo sucked into it.
And why do some people have fan pages? I know mine is to promote my blog and other writing but become a fan of you because you are just that wonderful? No I do not think so pal!
When she finally spoke to the girl her only response was, “I wasn’t ready to do all that work.” This broad is madding!
NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT A LACE FRONTS!!! NO MORE LACE FRONTS!!!! I think they just look fake and tacky, period. I will say there are a few celebrities like a Beyonce’ that have nice lace fronts but really, she’s a millionaire.
“Well I saw you talking to him in the store.” I batted my eyes and put everything in my trunk. I’m thinking she got the message but she stood there. I clicked my alarm and got in my car, I don’t have time for this. Before I shut the door, the Hawk screams, “Bitch!” and walks away.
This guy is straight trash and he should go kill himself. I told her to block, delete and refuse to continue anything with him. Dating is scary but hilarious. Who does that?! Fellaz, I mean REAL Fellaz, WHERE ARE YOU??? SAVE THE SINGLE LADIES!!!
He then goes on to tell her that he’s single and she sounds like a beautiful woman. She’s like, whatever its 50 bucks. When they finally meet, she’s on her way somewhere else so she’s kinda dressed up. His eyes bulge out and he’s trying to talk to her. She’s like money- printer-thanks then she’s gone.
Clearly burned up brain cells have taken over the earth and people are eager for Lord knows what. Before you shake up their lives, figure out yours. WINK
He said, “I’m not the cutiest guy but-“ I held my hand up, said no thanks and kept running. I turned up my ipod so I didn’t hear anything else this bum bag had to say.
He asked if he could have my personal email address. Now my business email address is on the card, why would he want PERSONAL? I didn’t have time to think this through because he’s staring right at me. I just jotted down my regular email address. BIG MISTAKE.
I am at work and got 3 missed calls from him, and 7 text messages. WTF? Where is your wife?! When I called him back, I simply said in my Boujie tone, “Hey, don’t think I was avoiding your phone calls and texts today. I was really busy at work. Next time just leave me a message and I will call you back, don’t blow me up.” TELL ME WHY did this dude go off on me
Another woman meets a nice guy. He didn’t show any qualities of a loser or crazy-stalker-who-might-kill-you-in-the-middle-of-the-night signs. After about a month, he starts talking about having no place to live and wants to “crash” at her place until he gets himself together.