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Freaky things men want that shock women

If you are serious and choose to take off the condom, make sure you and your partner are monogamous. Know what the possibilities are of pregnancies and what you want in both of your futures. Get tested together so you know where each other stand. Be safe…sheesh I know if feels good but pills and shots don’t feel good either. Neither do crying babies!

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Does Fighting Give You Power? Not according to the Boujie Way…

Ladies, please control yourself and your mouths. I can’t stress this enough, fighting doesn’t change the situation nor does arguing back. Sometimes it really is best to ignore someone. It doesn’t make you weak it makes you mature. Falling into that bullshit is fucking lame and I need some of you to do better.

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I won’t be playing with “The Game”

I have expressed my dislike for reality TV lately but I forgot to talk about “The Game”. I too was counting down when they would return on BET. I even signed a petition, but now I want to sign to have them off the air!

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No Cable Does This?

I went without cable for maybe two weeks. In that time, I must say, I have gotten much accomplished. I have changed cable providers during this time because my contract was up and I was ready to move on, (team Comcast) Because the providers had changed, obviously I lost all…

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Things Guys Don’t Understand About Boujie Girls

Nothing will get you dumped faster when you decided to act like your boujie girl ain’t going nowhere. I have news for all of you men who think you don’t have to do anything to make your girl feel special. YOU WILL GET DUMPED. I understand the honeymoon period is over and you are settled in your relationship and all, but damn did you have to flip on us? I saw a guy swing a door open and didn’t even wait for his girl to walk through. You don’t want to hold the door bro!? (I woulda left by the way) I mean if you act a certain way early in the relationship, we are going to expect you to stay consistent. Why change? Keep the fires going or you will get burned!!!!

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12 Women to Avoid in 2012

I am all about “sisterhood” and sistas doing it for themselves but I’ve seen a lot of crap in 2011 that do not follow this boujie girl’s laws. Some of you “sistas” need to get some help and change your nasty attitudes and ways or you are not going to…

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Holiday Time…Should you ask him for a present?

Here are the rules, Boujie Girls do not have to ask for anything. Don’t ask him SHIT. If he doesn’t know to get you at least a card, then you should know what to do with him. Some of you are expecting extravagant gifts and it has only been 3 months. If he didn’t start with extravagant gifts then don’t hold your breath. If it has been six years and you never got anything but a card…again- DON’T HOLD YOUR BREATH!

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I’m his what?! His Concubine

If you are in a relationship with a man who will not commit to you, you are a concubine.
If he is married and is promising to leave his wife for you, you are a concubine.
If he is only going to your house and you have never been to his house, you are a concubine.
If none of his friends or family know who you are, you are a concubine.
If you hear from him every once in a while and it’s just for sex or when he hits you up for money, you are a concubine and possibly an ATM.

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Catch a Baller

I’m sorry, 30-40 plus year old rappers need not apply. “Starting my own record label and I’m about to blow,” also, please do not apply. Short man syndrome, complaining that all women want is money and tall dudes with big dicks, DO NOT APPLY! Who wouldn’t want a nice tall man, with a big dick and money?! PLEASE!

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He’s Broke…So or Hell NO!

Being supportive does NOT mean you go broke for someone who may not do the same for you. ATM does not mean, “automatically take my-money.” Access to your funds need to be for you. Cause if your lights go off trying to take care of someone else, you are the only one screwed.

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Flea Filled Dog and A Boujie Girl

Some low self-esteemed men are like that. Rejection somehow in their heads means she really wants me. They chase harder and harder…meanwhile your main squeeze has no clue on how to behave with you. Uh! The way the world works. I’m get back to you guys on this one…

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Facebook Poking Gone Too Far!

Well because him and I remained friendly, we would chat occasionally and I once “poked” him on Facebook. While he was defending befriending me and him wanting to show me his penis (I told them that) he said, “Well she’s the one who poked me on Facebook!” I was told there was a brief moment of silence until one of them said… “wait…she poked you?”

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I am not a breadcrumb

I had a rough week with my editors and at a weak moment I answered him and sent him my number telling him it was ONLY for business. Anyone who knows me knows I don’t even put my number on my business cards that how much I don’t want people to have instant access to me. Anyways, he promised he wasn’t like that and he just wanted to talk about publishing over drinks. The second I sent my number and he started talking foolishness and how much he can’t wait to see me. I felt God SHHH (Shaking His Holy Head). Sure enough, I soon get a Facebook message that he “lost” my number and for me to please sent it to him. Oh really? (Go God)

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Kiss My…V

The lack of unity amongst women blows me away. Ever notice men don’t have to know each other yet somehow they always have each other’s backs? Can we really say the same? Since everyone is out for self these days, there is no unity or even sympathy between women. This kind of thinking is going to leave some of you ladies, if you even still deserve that title, alone with a truck load of bad karma. Remember karma is the universe’s way of telling/ showing you- you didn’t get away with that crap!

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Why oh why can’t some men have any tact?!

Who is right and who is wrong? I think to avoid all awkwardness cut off the dude. He is likely to be gone in some years (or days for some) and you may want to keep the girlfriend around. Putting a guy first is just not the Boujie way!!!

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