Tag Archives: Made For TV ONLY

Hump Day Files: Threesome?

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After watching a rerun of Sex in the City yesterday, I thought about why men would want another woman in the bedroom. It’s odd for them to want another man there, but two women and a man can either be a fantasy come true or your worst nightmare. No disrespect…

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Could You Date A Celebrity?

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A lot of women look at some of these stars and think how amazing these people look on TV, magazines and such. Some even claim them as their husbands, baby fathers, girl crush, wifey, whatever your preference! But can you imagine dating a celebrity? Sometimes the fame and glamour looks…

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Can Your “Bitch” Reputation Discredit You

With all that is happening in the media around women, it is important that boujie girls keep a calm head. In the case of the Chad Johnson Case, Evelyn Lozada is being chastised for always being a mean girl and a woman having a violent confrontation. Which, if following reality…

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Too many Spanx

I have recently learned that Adele, little miss “Rolling in the Deep” (my anthem) wore 4 pair of Spanx to the Grammy’s. Excuse me!? Also, Octavia Spencer wore 3 sets to the SAG awards???? What is going on? Who told them to do that? Talk about uncomfortable. **sad face**

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No Cable Does This?

I went without cable for maybe two weeks. In that time, I must say, I have gotten much accomplished. I have changed cable providers during this time because my contract was up and I was ready to move on, (team Comcast) Because the providers had changed, obviously I lost all…

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What’s my number? You better mean my credit score!

Bottom line is ladies, the higher the number, the quicker they “cum” and go. My suggestion is be discreet. If you are going to do what you do, don’t be trashy about. It is just not the boujie way to give it away to anyone. As adults, you need to be socially responsible and morally responsible. Having sex with anyone is like letting a whole bunch of people eat off your plate…sorry that is NOT THE BOUJIE WAY!

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Can Being Boujie Get You Killed?

You make your own rules in this world but know you will live and die by them too. Who you choose to be is who they are going to think of you as. You choose to be a bitch, get treated like one. If you think being hard is how you are going to get ahead or get a King, you are wrong, SORRY! Bitches don’t become happy wives or even become wives at all. Your defenses and lack of class doesn’t make you Boujie it makes you a BITCH and in my book you are a little girl who needs to grow up.

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You Should Know Who I Am…not really!!

First of all, if your name isn’t President Barack Obama, it is less likely that I’m going to know who you are just by looking at you “mayn!” This little guy gets all upset and starts talking shit. “Don’t you watch BET?!” I look at him and I say, “Do I look like I watch BET!?” His boy gonna say “she one of them chics, you know dem girls who watch VH1.”

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Facebook Poking Gone Too Far!

Well because him and I remained friendly, we would chat occasionally and I once “poked” him on Facebook. While he was defending befriending me and him wanting to show me his penis (I told them that) he said, “Well she’s the one who poked me on Facebook!” I was told there was a brief moment of silence until one of them said… “wait…she poked you?”

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“I think You’re Beautiful and I want to get to know you so give me your number.”

How about just “Hi, you look really nice,” with a smile or bring up something interesting that would strike up a conversation. Very few things can scare a woman, but one thing that can scare us off is a wayyyy too eager man. Just a tip!

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Top 10 Things You Never Tell A Boujie Girl

If you want to get with a Boujie Girl…know what to not say before you open your mouth.

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Goodbye Mackie?!

I thought it was sweet until I find out I was deleted of his Facebook?! Oh what the hell. Nonsense like that doesn’t move me. I think it’s safe to say, take your time getting to know people. I’m confident within 30-90 days their true colors surface and the representative you met will fade. Make better decisions when meeting people! UH!

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Stupid Facebook Part 2

What about when someone changes their relationship status, everyone goes nuts! Imagine if I changed my status! Like I need to see everyone ask questions about why things are complicated? Or I’m single! Inbox full of is it my turn yet or questions! Yes I will stick to my quirks and random messages. However, some people do like to put things on blast and I get soo sucked into it.

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Stupid Facebook Part 1

And why do some people have fan pages? I know mine is to promote my blog and other writing but become a fan of you because you are just that wonderful? No I do not think so pal!

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These Little Liars

Has anyone watched the show on ABC “Pretty Little Liars”? This show is about 4 girls who have one of their best friends murdered and how they are being stalked by her ghost?! I actually like the show and it’s locked in on my Tivo. I think it’s a cute…

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