Tag Archives: Not How It Works

Is that Your Real Hair?

NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT A LACE FRONTS!!! NO MORE LACE FRONTS!!!! I think they just look fake and tacky, period. I will say there are a few celebrities like a Beyonce’ that have nice lace fronts but really, she’s a millionaire.

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Who Have You Been Looking At?

“Well I saw you talking to him in the store.” I batted my eyes and put everything in my trunk. I’m thinking she got the message but she stood there. I clicked my alarm and got in my car, I don’t have time for this. Before I shut the door, the Hawk screams, “Bitch!” and walks away.

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Have Single Men lost it?

“I can’t stand it! You are moving too slow. I like you, so you should have been with me tonight. That’s just it, everyone had their girlfriend and where were you?”
“Who is your girlfriend?!” she says.
“F%$# that! You should have been with me! You should have been with me having fun! I’m not going to chase you! I’m not going to sweat you! You got that! I’m not going to chase you! I’m not even going to talk to you anymore!”

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Another Nightmare?!

This guy is straight trash and he should go kill himself. I told her to block, delete and refuse to continue anything with him. Dating is scary but hilarious. Who does that?! Fellaz, I mean REAL Fellaz, WHERE ARE YOU??? SAVE THE SINGLE LADIES!!!

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Beware of Craigslist

He then goes on to tell her that he’s single and she sounds like a beautiful woman. She’s like, whatever its 50 bucks. When they finally meet, she’s on her way somewhere else so she’s kinda dressed up. His eyes bulge out and he’s trying to talk to her. She’s like money- printer-thanks then she’s gone.

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Breathe, stop, think and react…Summer time is here!

Clearly burned up brain cells have taken over the earth and people are eager for Lord knows what. Before you shake up their lives, figure out yours. WINK

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Under Confident Men

He said, “I’m not the cutiest guy but-“ I held my hand up, said no thanks and kept running. I turned up my ipod so I didn’t hear anything else this bum bag had to say.

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Can Men and Women have Sleepovers and Do Nothing?

I’ve been with male friends of mine until really late, never the entire night obviously because I’m married but it can happen. However, I’m a woman who knows her boundaries and wouldn’t put myself in a specific situation that I couldn’t get out of. Is it safe to say that this other woman did the same?

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Why Didn’t You Text Me Back?!

I never know when someone is really upset. I am very nonchalant when it comes to people’s feelings because most people are not clear about how they feel; they just put up a front. I don’t have time for that. So I asked him again, via text, are you upset? I get, “OF COURSE IM FUCKING UPSET.” Is that really necessary? I guess we are not friends anymore because my last next was never returned. Like I’m losing sleep over this crap! Uh…this is another cause of…where was I wrong?!

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Girlfriends fighting with Girlfriends

If you are upset at something I did, either speak to me over the phone or in my face. Do not text your frustrations because I cannot hear you. Uh! Epic fail!

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What did you say your name was? I didn’t!

Let’s break this down. If someone calls you by accident, it’s not a sign from God that this person is the one. I know you are lonely but please don’ jump on this bandwagon. If you missed your bus and someone is yelling at you from across the street, it is not fate that made you late. It is a loser who sees an opportunity. Life is not the movies, be realistic before you spend the next 6 months of your life asking yourself, “How did I get here?”

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Are WE in Love Yet?

Another woman meets a nice guy. He didn’t show any qualities of a loser or crazy-stalker-who-might-kill-you-in-the-middle-of-the-night signs. After about a month, he starts talking about having no place to live and wants to “crash” at her place until he gets himself together.

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Are You FU^%$^$% My Man Part 3

After you realize that your other half is trying to make a whole with someone else, there are things we need to immediately understand. It is important to be calm at all times. Go and let your rage out somewhere else before you deal with him, because if you do it while he’s there, i.e. confrontation violent style, things will only go left. Let the shock settle when you know for sure. Do NOT go accusing anyone of anything until you are sure. Period.

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Brazil Butt Lift? Yeah lift it right off your %$^#%

Will someone please tell me the purpose of this so called “Brazil Butt Lift?” The women in this commercial are ridiculous. They keep talking about a “bootie” that they don’t have. They supposedly had a sloppy ass before and now it’s like a pancake. That is not a BOOTIE. Maybe…

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