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Signs that Your Boujie Is too Nice…

When someone borrows something of yours and does not return it call them out. Borrowing means you plan to give it back. You should not have to slyly remind them that it belongs to you. It is yours, go over her house and grab it out of the closet or laundry basket! WTF is this? You are not a charity! NEXT!!!

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What’s my number? You better mean my credit score!

Bottom line is ladies, the higher the number, the quicker they “cum” and go. My suggestion is be discreet. If you are going to do what you do, don’t be trashy about. It is just not the boujie way to give it away to anyone. As adults, you need to be socially responsible and morally responsible. Having sex with anyone is like letting a whole bunch of people eat off your plate…sorry that is NOT THE BOUJIE WAY!

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Catch a Baller

I’m sorry, 30-40 plus year old rappers need not apply. “Starting my own record label and I’m about to blow,” also, please do not apply. Short man syndrome, complaining that all women want is money and tall dudes with big dicks, DO NOT APPLY! Who wouldn’t want a nice tall man, with a big dick and money?! PLEASE!

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Do you Know how to Dougie?

So we are getting ready to talk on the phone for the first time before we go on our date. The second he opened his mouth all the cutie stuff he did just went out the window. He kept asking if my profile picture was really me and asked if I could take a picture right now and send it to him. Then he asked if he could have a sexy personal picture then sent me a picture of his dick. All kinds of foolery!

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You Should Know Who I Am…not really!!

First of all, if your name isn’t President Barack Obama, it is less likely that I’m going to know who you are just by looking at you “mayn!” This little guy gets all upset and starts talking shit. “Don’t you watch BET?!” I look at him and I say, “Do I look like I watch BET!?” His boy gonna say “she one of them chics, you know dem girls who watch VH1.”

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Facebook Poking Gone Too Far!

Well because him and I remained friendly, we would chat occasionally and I once “poked” him on Facebook. While he was defending befriending me and him wanting to show me his penis (I told them that) he said, “Well she’s the one who poked me on Facebook!” I was told there was a brief moment of silence until one of them said… “wait…she poked you?”

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From Just Mackleen to Boujie MACK

Anyways, special thank you to everyone who became a fan of the Boujie Mack Facebook, subscribed to the B. MACK TV on Youtube and most importantly, subscribed to the Boujie MACK blog itself. If you just read it and said nothing to me, special thank you anyways. I really appreciated everyone’s support.

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Kiss My…V

The lack of unity amongst women blows me away. Ever notice men don’t have to know each other yet somehow they always have each other’s backs? Can we really say the same? Since everyone is out for self these days, there is no unity or even sympathy between women. This kind of thinking is going to leave some of you ladies, if you even still deserve that title, alone with a truck load of bad karma. Remember karma is the universe’s way of telling/ showing you- you didn’t get away with that crap!

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Why oh why can’t some men have any tact?!

Who is right and who is wrong? I think to avoid all awkwardness cut off the dude. He is likely to be gone in some years (or days for some) and you may want to keep the girlfriend around. Putting a guy first is just not the Boujie way!!!

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“I think You’re Beautiful and I want to get to know you so give me your number.”

How about just “Hi, you look really nice,” with a smile or bring up something interesting that would strike up a conversation. Very few things can scare a woman, but one thing that can scare us off is a wayyyy too eager man. Just a tip!

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Is Craigslist the New E-Harmony?

I think you need to feel out people first. I always say make in an investment if you are going to find love on the net personally. If people don’t make the time to set up a profile, how serious are they?

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Top 10 Things You Never Tell A Boujie Girl

If you want to get with a Boujie Girl…know what to not say before you open your mouth.

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Who are you sex-texting?

Do something sexy like at the movies, the nasty picture you took, show it to them calmly like a text message and put your phone away. It’s random and exciting. If you are going to do it, do it smart.

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No Thanks Buddy!

Either way, I’m shutting doors and looking forward. I don’t like to play games but I don’t like to be bothered either. Where are the genuine people?!

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So I’m Boujie Huh?

Today, when I am dealing with people, I learned to get out of the habit of reacting. I used to argue, shout, even slap to get what I felt I deserved, but now I earn it. If I’m being treated unfairly, before I react, I retreat, rethink then handle. I am out of the businesses of dealing with people who don’t matter, used to matter or don’t deserve my respect. I am in the business of becoming who I am supposed to be, a writer / college professor soon to be PhD candidate. If I’m called Boujie for being who I am, then I will coin it and move on.

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