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Hump Day Files: When to Take the Condom Off

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Never! Just kidding. Honestly, after you have been with someone for a while, it is normal to stop using condoms and use other contraceptives when being intimate. The spreading of STDs isn’t because people who are in relationships are having sex with each other, it is because people are having…

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Do you Know how to Dougie?

So we are getting ready to talk on the phone for the first time before we go on our date. The second he opened his mouth all the cutie stuff he did just went out the window. He kept asking if my profile picture was really me and asked if I could take a picture right now and send it to him. Then he asked if he could have a sexy personal picture then sent me a picture of his dick. All kinds of foolery!

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Sexy Youngins

Men are nicer when they are younger. They seem to be more eager to please when they are young. The question I ask my Boujie circle is what happens to them when they get older? What happens to the 21 year old boy? They are also emotional and can become psycho, (remember Love Me Mackie Boy? Never again!) but younger guys are sweet. When they get their first heartache, they leave the planet and never return. WTF!

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He’s Broke…So or Hell NO!

Being supportive does NOT mean you go broke for someone who may not do the same for you. ATM does not mean, “automatically take my-money.” Access to your funds need to be for you. Cause if your lights go off trying to take care of someone else, you are the only one screwed.

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Flea Filled Dog and A Boujie Girl

Some low self-esteemed men are like that. Rejection somehow in their heads means she really wants me. They chase harder and harder…meanwhile your main squeeze has no clue on how to behave with you. Uh! The way the world works. I’m get back to you guys on this one…

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Kiss My…V

The lack of unity amongst women blows me away. Ever notice men don’t have to know each other yet somehow they always have each other’s backs? Can we really say the same? Since everyone is out for self these days, there is no unity or even sympathy between women. This kind of thinking is going to leave some of you ladies, if you even still deserve that title, alone with a truck load of bad karma. Remember karma is the universe’s way of telling/ showing you- you didn’t get away with that crap!

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Lovely Meeting Your Ass

Was her Boujie not getting along with mine? Keep in mind that I wasn’t going to say hello to either of them, I only speak when spoken to. If that was her girlfriend, she had no reason to be pissed at me. She came up to me and started gibbering.

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Top 10 Things You Never Tell A Boujie Girl

If you want to get with a Boujie Girl…know what to not say before you open your mouth.

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Enough is Enough

Sometimes we make up a checklist of who we are and someone else’s actions make us feel, wait. Let me be clear, WE make OURSELVES feel, like we can’t check off what is great about ourselves. You can’t blame someone for making you feel a certain way because they lack, let them lack and complete what they need. You are enough. Check off everything because you really are great and you can’t let someone else’s baggage weigh down your thoughts of yourself.

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Going Home

Then there is the other side of the cookie. Don’t leave because of problems. I hear they follow you anyways! Don’t leave because you can’t tough it out or you hear someone tell you, “you ain’t doing anything out there so come back!” Tough it out. Make it so that going home is not an option. You left for a reason and you need to accomplish what you came to do. Make a new plan for what you have left and deal with it. Be successful with what you had and make it bigger.

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Blasting My Ex

Wrap your minds around this, when it’s over, it’s just that over. Get excited about better. If you thought that person was the shit, imagine what’s to come. Usually in the near future you realize they really were not all that they were cracked up to be anyways, but you can now chop it up to life’s experience. Sorry Reggie, you sexy motha….

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No Thanks Buddy!

Either way, I’m shutting doors and looking forward. I don’t like to play games but I don’t like to be bothered either. Where are the genuine people?!

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Goodbye Mackie?!

I thought it was sweet until I find out I was deleted of his Facebook?! Oh what the hell. Nonsense like that doesn’t move me. I think it’s safe to say, take your time getting to know people. I’m confident within 30-90 days their true colors surface and the representative you met will fade. Make better decisions when meeting people! UH!

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This is how you threaten a rapist!

Watch the video all the way to the end. If this man in the video isn’t just ridiculous, check out the song in the end. SMH!

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Excuse me but get out my life…thanks!

Some people thought I completely lost my mind and decided I needed to spend more time with them to figure out why it is that I suddenly “need space”. Others texted me back, “Well Fu%$# you too!” Oh my!

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