Tag Archives: Suspect Dudes

Bitter On Valentines Day? Don’t Be!

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Before anyone goes and slits their wrist today, it is important to remember what Valentines Day really is about. It is not just a day for couples, it is a day to send extra love to someone you care about.

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Another Facebook Rant

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There is no such thing as “It is complicated” in a relationship. Either you are together or you are not. If there is a gray area, then you are not. Do not leave yourself in an area where the other person can have the choice to choose someone else over…

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Chris Brown and Rihanna…and Karrueche Tran???

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Are you the woman that the man is using until his main squeeze comes back? What many women do not pay attention to is when they get with a guy, who clearly is still hung up on his ex, is the waiting period before you are thrown out of his…

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So you a hoe? Part II

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To salvage your reputation or resist getting this kind of title, it is better to know why you are making these kinds of decisions in the first place. Before you sleep with someone, do you know why you are getting it in??? Don’t wait until later to ask him if…

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Thirsty Tuesday… Can you reverse your “ho” title???

For a man, when he categories his women, the title tends to stay there. After talking to some brothers about the subject of thinking that some women are hoes, their responses were mainly the same. “If I think she’s a hoe I don’t really change my mind…it is what it…

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Snooping…. Boujie Girls are F for Faboulus… not F for FBI!

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When anyone goes into a relationship the first few months are usually pretty good. If they are not, that is a sure sign you are not in the right relationship, but only later down the road will you notice these warning signs. But I digress.

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12 MEN to avoid in 2012

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I went in pretty hard on the ladies we need to avoid for the New Year, now it’s time to tackle the fellez. Quit frankly, I’m mad at myself for making this list so short but I do plan on writing a book about all this so don’t worry ladies,…

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Signs that Your Boujie Is too Nice…

When someone borrows something of yours and does not return it call them out. Borrowing means you plan to give it back. You should not have to slyly remind them that it belongs to you. It is yours, go over her house and grab it out of the closet or laundry basket! WTF is this? You are not a charity! NEXT!!!

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Dating Down the New Trend?

It is not wonder that most boujie girls hold higher positions like lawyers, accountants, office managers, ahem professors J , authors, etc. The truth is most of the men up where we are career and salary wise either can’t stand a boujie girl and run, or the market is smaller. The bigger dating market is the blue-collar man. I’m not saying the blue-collar man is any less then the baller, but they are more available. The pool of men who reach the high standard for boujie girls are getting smaller and smaller every day, so why fight and claw at that small pool of boujie men? Go for the nicer less maintenance guy. He might not have everything you have ladies, but it’s not about things, it’s about how he treats you.

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I’m his what?! His Concubine

If you are in a relationship with a man who will not commit to you, you are a concubine.
If he is married and is promising to leave his wife for you, you are a concubine.
If he is only going to your house and you have never been to his house, you are a concubine.
If none of his friends or family know who you are, you are a concubine.
If you hear from him every once in a while and it’s just for sex or when he hits you up for money, you are a concubine and possibly an ATM.

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Catch a Baller

I’m sorry, 30-40 plus year old rappers need not apply. “Starting my own record label and I’m about to blow,” also, please do not apply. Short man syndrome, complaining that all women want is money and tall dudes with big dicks, DO NOT APPLY! Who wouldn’t want a nice tall man, with a big dick and money?! PLEASE!

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Do you Know how to Dougie?

So we are getting ready to talk on the phone for the first time before we go on our date. The second he opened his mouth all the cutie stuff he did just went out the window. He kept asking if my profile picture was really me and asked if I could take a picture right now and send it to him. Then he asked if he could have a sexy personal picture then sent me a picture of his dick. All kinds of foolery!

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You Should Know Who I Am…not really!!

First of all, if your name isn’t President Barack Obama, it is less likely that I’m going to know who you are just by looking at you “mayn!” This little guy gets all upset and starts talking shit. “Don’t you watch BET?!” I look at him and I say, “Do I look like I watch BET!?” His boy gonna say “she one of them chics, you know dem girls who watch VH1.”

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Sexy Youngins

Men are nicer when they are younger. They seem to be more eager to please when they are young. The question I ask my Boujie circle is what happens to them when they get older? What happens to the 21 year old boy? They are also emotional and can become psycho, (remember Love Me Mackie Boy? Never again!) but younger guys are sweet. When they get their first heartache, they leave the planet and never return. WTF!

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He’s Broke…So or Hell NO!

Being supportive does NOT mean you go broke for someone who may not do the same for you. ATM does not mean, “automatically take my-money.” Access to your funds need to be for you. Cause if your lights go off trying to take care of someone else, you are the only one screwed.

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